ships overnight ๐ŸŒ™ AI automations • late-night builds

This is Absurdly
Useful
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I'm Emily Adams. I dissolve business bottlenecks with AI and stubborn late-night coding sessions, and I turn spreadsheet chaos into software that runs itself.

โšก Lake Geneva, WI. Custom tools, not slide decks. Built fast, built to last.
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workflow automations โœท custom portals โœท AI agents โœท data dashboards โœท no more copy-paste โœท Lake Geneva, WI โœท workflow automations โœท custom portals โœท AI agents โœท data dashboards โœท no more copy-paste โœท Lake Geneva, WI โœท
the stuff that's quietly costing you

Bottlenecks, executed.

If a person is babysitting a process that a machine should run, that's a leak. I find it, automate it, and hand you back the hours.

handoffs
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Dropped handoffs

Work stalls because "I didn't know it was my turn." I build cascades that notify the right person automatically, the second they're up.

data
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Spreadsheet sprawl

Ten tabs, three versions, one source of truth that nobody trusts. I replace it with a real app and a dashboard you actually read.

busywork
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Copy-paste purgatory

Moving the same data between five tools by hand. I wire them together so it just... happens, on schedule, without you.

AI
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"Can AI do this?"

Usually, yes. Drafting, sorting, summarizing, answering. I build the agent, give it guardrails, and plug it into your real workflow.

onboarding
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Chaotic onboarding

New clients, new hires, new properties, every one a scramble. I turn the checklist in someone's head into a system that runs itself.

visibility
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No bird's-eye view

You can't fix what you can't see. I build the dashboard that shows where everything is, in one glance, in real time.

before โ†’ after

From "ugh" to automatic.

Before

  • A complicated spreadsheet nobody updates
  • "Did anyone email the client?"
  • Steps slipping through the cracks
  • You, doing it all manually at 11pm
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After

  • A portal the whole team logs into
  • Finish a step - the next person is prompted automatically
  • Daily reminders + a live dashboard
  • You, watching it run itself
what I build

Custom tools, made to fit.

No bloated platform you bend your business around. Just the exact tool your problem needs.

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Custom portals

Logins, roles, workflows. Software shaped exactly like how your team actually works.

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Workflow automations

The repetitive stuff, on autopilot: emails, handoffs, data syncs, reminders.

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AI agents & copilots

Smart helpers that draft, sort, answer, and decide, pointed at your real work.

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Dashboards

One screen, the whole picture. The numbers that matter, no vanity fluff.

Specialist in Zapier and Make, plus custom system solutions for when no-code is not enough. New to all this? Start with the guide to automating your small business with AI.

how it goes

Scrappy. Fast. Absurdly hands-on.

Big agencies scope for six weeks. I'd rather have a working prototype in your hands by morning, then sharpen it with you until it's exactly right.

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person who owns it, start to finish
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revisions until it actually fits
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the hours when the best ideas ship
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the process

Problem in, software out.

01

Find the leak

We talk through where the time and balls actually get dropped.

02

Build it fast

A real, working prototype, often within days, not months.

03

Sharpen it

You use it, I tune it, until it fits like it was always there.

04

Hand off the keys

It runs itself. You get the hours back. That's the whole point.

before you automate a single thing

Don't know what to automate? Get the audit.

Here is the part nobody tells you: the huge corporations figured out exactly what to automate years ago. They just never sent you the invite. So here it is. The AI Opportunity Audit is a flat $999. I look at your actual week, then hand you the exact list of what to automate, in order, that you can start on a Monday. Problem in, software out.

1

We talk for 45 minutes

About the boring, repetitive stuff eating your week. The copy-paste jobs. The thing you dread on a Sunday night.

2

I do the nerdy part

I map every time drain to specific, real tools and figure out how many hours each one hands back.

3

You get a real plan

A written report: the exact tools, a four-day quick-wins plan, and a dollar figure on the time you get back.

4

We walk through it live

Thirty minutes, and you leave knowing exactly what to switch on first and why it pays for itself.

Get the AI Audit → See a sample โ˜… 5+ hours back or full refund
๐Ÿ“ Based in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Building for Walworth County businesses and clients anywhere.
questions

Good to know.

What does Absurdly Useful do?
Absurdly Useful is Emily Adams. I build custom AI automations, web portals, and dashboards that remove the manual bottlenecks slowing a business down, so the work runs itself.
Do you work with businesses in Lake Geneva, WI?
Yes. I am based in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin and work with businesses across Walworth County, plus remote clients anywhere.
What kinds of tools do you build?
Custom portals with logins and roles, workflow automations such as emails, handoffs, reminders and data syncs, AI agents and copilots, and live dashboards.
How fast can you build something?
Often a working prototype within days. I move fast, then refine it with you until it fits exactly.
How do I get started?
Email emily@emilyadams.org with the task your team keeps doing by hand, and I will tell you how to make it absurdly useful.

Got a bottleneck?

Tell me the thing your team keeps doing by hand. I'll tell you how to make it absurdly useful.

Let's kill it โ†’ emily@emilyadams.org